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Breakfast this morning gave its mixed emotions. One of happiness and even smugness as we were starting our 2nd of 3 back-to-back cruises and so while most people were either leaving or preparing to leave, we were staying on. On the flip side however, we had to say farewell to some of the loveliest people we could have met 😭, including the lovely Lady Valerie: She was a lady but not a ‘Lady’ though she was in our mind 😋.

After our exchanges of emails etc and tearful goodbyes we went for a wonder around the ship which by now was slowly emptying of so many friends and waiting for so many new friends to board in the afternoon. As we often did, we went downstairs in the atrium for a coffee to people watch. On this however we heard a different sound: We heard the sound of a large group of children and looking up we saw what we believe was a group of local children on a school trip around the cruise ship. Both Debbie and I always commented on how well turned out the school children were in the Caribbean as were these. After this we returned to our suite and had a chat with The Ninja and the subject once more turned to the price of chocolate in the Caribbean compared to England or Europe: The Ninja clearly likes chocolate, a point that was stated in the front of our memory banks. After this we relaxed on the Balcony watching people disembarking prior to new people embarking.

Then, at 12:15, The Duchess went down to the Spa for her 12:30 manicure appointment. Much to her chagrin, they could find no record of such an appointment but Mrs Me insisted she one and, had prepaid for it. They did agree to do the manicure, but she would need to come back afterwards with a copy of the booking. When she returned, with nice shiny nails she was extremely annoyed that they had no record of her booking. Well, we went through all the paperwork and found that it was actually booked for the 17th of March not the 8th – Oops. 🤣 At least no blame could be apportioned to His Podgeness though somehow he still felt that it was going to marked as his fault! 🥴

That evening we had booked ourselves on an excursion to Oistins where the otherwise sleepy fishing village of Oistins holds its weekly street party. Everything we’d read about it and from feedback from other travellers it certainly seemed like ‘the place’ to visit so we were certainly looking forward to it. For us I’m afraid, it wasn’t that great an experience: It certainly looked as though a lot of the younger generation were loving it but us oldies found it a little bit too boisterous. We walked up and down the ‘market’ and eventually selected somewhere that could offer us a table: They did this by placing a folder table, which was leaning against the side of their stall, by the kerbside and put four chairs around it. While we’re sitting and going through the menu and watching the world go by just 2 feet away from us another couple were sat down next to us. We all sat there looked at the menus with occasional glances at the youths of the day going by and selected our gastronomic delight for the night plus some much wanted beers after which we introduced ourselves and got chatting. It turned out that the other couple (Sam and Mary), of similar age, were from Ohio and had the same views on the evening plus life in general as us. Like two old grumpy couples we exchanged our [matching] views on pensions, healthcare and of course, the youth of today but recognising, reluctantly, that back in our days, we ourselves were the then ‘youth of today’. The one thing we did object to however was the having to breath in the rather strong exotic aromas of funny cigarettes (It’s bad enough having to endure this back home at the weekends) but accepted that this was part and parcel of the Caribbean. The experience led us into talking about our own health issues such as my lungs (Stage-3 COPD) and Sam’s heart. It turned out that Sam had, relatively recently, the need for open heart surgery for which his insurance had to pay $3,000,000 and he had to pay $20,000 excess! I think us in the UK should perhaps moan a little less about our own NHS which, I have to say, has always looked after me extremely well. Had I not smoked for so much of my younger years perhaps I wouldn’t need so much looking after 🥺

As we finished our meals and drinks, we bade each other Bon Voyage. We ourselves made our way back towards the coach pickup point though stopping on the way to witness the live entertainment of a DJ playing very load music and some youths break dancing: We never did however find the promised more genteel and more traditional ballroom dancing, just west of the central area where there was supposedly a chance to enjoy social dancing and listen to quieter ‘Oldie Goldies’.  So, we returned to our coach for our return trip to the ship. Once on board, we made our way to the Crow’s Nest for some rather more civilised Cosmopolitans and Malt Whiskies before retiring to bed, once more the day after we actually go up.

Step Count: – 9173 🥴

Today was to be the day we were to be made to feel very special as we were invited to meet the Captain for a private tour of the bridge. With no word of a lie, it was like star ship enterprise complete with a secure command and control centre. Her Tubbsness took the opportunity to reflect her disappointment in the state of the Red Ensign (she can be very bossy, first lifeboat hatches and now flags). The officer did however actually agree with her, and it was changed without delay (I think it had been changed already but Her Tubbsness hadn’t seen it). 😋

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Another day, another day at sea so, what do we do with another day at sea. Nothing, absolutely nuffink. 

It is however the day before our Wedding Anniversary so we would need to pace ourselves as we would be doing a lot of celebrating. 

Phew, hatch is closed. As intimated on my previous post for Day 9, The Duchess is convinced that it’s down to her raising the issue with Ajit (Hotel Manager)😀. Personally I think it would have been closed anyway but at least she can’t use the open hatch for ice cube throwing target practice 🧊. 

As it’s a sea day, we again opted for a fine dining experience in the Epicurean Restaurant (where have our breakfast every day as it happens) and, fine dining it was. What we had for dinner is mentioned in other posts and I’m not going to repeat such things over and over again, but as ever, it was just perfect 👌. 

From there we went to the Crows nest for a drink or three. The head Barman got the measure of Her Tubbsness and her love of cocktails so made her something, we know not what, and ‘told’ her try it. She didn’t dare disobey and quite naturally it went down very well, closely followed by a couple more. In the meantime, His Podgeness was sampling rather large Cotswold Whiskies 🥃. All very yummy: All of them. 

By now, The Duchess/Her Tubbsness/Mrs Me (call her what you will) had started to twitter like a good’n so it was clear it was time that we retired to our suite and once again failed to goto bed the same day we got up: And this was the day we were supposed to pace ourselves 🤔. 

Step count – 7541 🥴

So, what does one do on a Cruise Ship on a sea day? Well, one can take part in so many arranged activities taking place all around the ship from Deck 5 all the way up to Deck 16. As for us however, we just chillaxed taking in the suns rays and drinking lots and lots of water (to start with). Eventually, The Duchess needed to stretch her legs so off we went to the shops. 

Wandering round the onboard shops (again) as only The Duchess can, with His Podgeness in tow, one of the passengers came up to me and asked, ‘are you Podge, Podge ThePuffer?’ ‘Yes’, I replied. He shook my hand and said glad to meet you and turned to his wife and said ‘look, it’s Podge ThePuffer who’s been writing hints and tips for other cruisers’. That’s twice now that I’ve been recognised. Hmm, might need to lay low for a bit 🥴

Newsflash: – The Duchess bought nothing 😀

At 12:00 we attended the Senior Officers lunch put on for loyal passengers where an excellent lunch was served with free flowing fizzy pop and wine. Yummy Yummy Time.  Both Podge and Tubbs needed a bit of a lie down afterwards though.

Five o’clock brought fivesies so, rested, off we went to the Sunset Bar for Pink Gin Spritz and Mai Tai x2 before returning to dress for our formal evening in the Epicurean for some more Yummy Yummy Time but just a couple of glasses of wine as we were starting to lag a little. We then proceeded to the Glass House for a bed time Cosmopolitan and MaiTai then, finally, bed time. Again, we failed to goto bed the same day we got up. 

Step count – 5058 🥴

Day 3 is a sea day: a rest day: a day to relax on the balcony and watch the sea go by; A Day to See the Sea. Also a day to spot dolphins, with success: Obviously no photos are available 😉

So, what can one do on a Cruise Ship on a See the Sea Day? Well, one can take part in so many arranged activities taking place all around the ship from Deck 5 all the way up to Deck 16. As for us however, we just chillaxed taking in the suns rays and drinking lots and lots of water (to start with). Eventually, The Duchess needed to stretch her legs so off we went to the shops. After this, Podge invariably needs to stretch his legs as well so a couple of laps are suggested followed by a rest at the Sunset Bar for a Pink Gin Spritz and a Mai Tai or two. Nothing else, honest!

The sea day for us consists of breakfast and dinner, we don’t normally do lunch, with Dinner often being a formal occasion where we dress up in posh frocks (Tubbs) and Tuxedos (Podge), and a dashing looking couple we make: Trust me, you’ll have to cos I’m posting no pictures :-). 

It’s also a day to try Ito increase our step count. The last two days have been sub 7000: Our target is 10000. We felt that best way for use to achieve our goal was to do as many laps as possible. Now I hear you asking, what on earth is he talking about? What on earth are Laps? Well, Laps are typically circuits around the ship, normally the Prom Deck or a designated walking/running route often around the top of the ship. In the case of the Britannia, 7-laps of the designated route equalled 1-mile. Yeah right, like we’re going to manage that, certainly not all in one go anyway.

And that pretty much sums up Day 3. 

Step Count: – 7177 🥴